Inebriated Incidents

My Mate’s Like “Who is Pissing on Us??”

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An Aussie and his mates have a quick snooze in a park after a proper night out, only to wake up having to answer the age old question: “Who is pissing on us?”

Who is pissing on us? Resting peacefully outside until awoke by an atypical wet dream

Grabbing a short nap in the park should be a peaceful event… or at least a dry one

Noah: The soccer World Cup

We couldn’t find anywhere to stay. So, what we did, was we just walked around and ended up at this random park.  There was a big screen and a few bars open.  Out tactic was to go drink with some locals and then ask, “Hey… do you have anywhere to stay?”

Long story short, we couldn’t find anywhere to stay.  It around 4am, so we figured, “Well fuck it, we’re gonna sleep in the park.”  We found a good spot, or at least what we thought was a good spot. It was a little bit hidden.

We get to sleep, and then I wake up and my mate’s like, “Who is pissing on us?”

.“What?” I thought.  I was a little bit more hidden, so I was fine.  But the sprinkler system had gone on.  So, we got an hour’s sleep and the sprinklers went off.  But, yeah, it was a nice wake up.  We got a little bit soaked but….

 

War, what is it good for?  This Ukrainian makes the ultimate sacrifice and leaves his home for good.

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